
The Small Business
Cyber Security Guy
Welcome to my personal blog — a space where I share my own views, opinions, and insights on technology, cyber security, and the realities of working in IT.
This blog is entirely personal. The thoughts and opinions expressed here are mine alone. They do not represent the views, policies, or positions of my employer, past or present, or any organisation I’m associated with professionally or personally.
Expect a mix of:
Straight-talking advice for small businesses
Honest takes on cyber security and IT trends
The occasional rant
A few war stories from the frontlines (names removed to protect the guilty)
With over 40 years in the industry, I’ve seen a lot — some of it brilliant, some of it baffling.
This blog is where I unpack all of it.

Marks & Spencer Cyberattack: Why Your Click & Collect Order is Missing and Your Contactless Card is Crying
Percy Pig and Colin the Caterpillar Have Been Taken Hostage – And Yes, This Is Real Life
Marks & Spencer has confirmed it’s the latest victim of a cyberattack, but forget dull technical jargon — the internet’s gone wild over rumours that iconic treats Percy Pig and Colin the Caterpillar are caught in the digital crossfire.
With contactless payments down and click-and-collect orders delayed, shoppers have been left confused, furious, and Colin-less.
Was it ransomware? A supply chain hit? Or just a catastrophic IT whoopsie? We’ve dug into the timeline, the fallout, and the very British drama that is a cake and a pig caught in cyber limbo.
⚠️ Full Disclaimer
This is my personal blog. The views, opinions, and content shared here are mine and mine alone. They do not reflect or represent the views, beliefs, or policies of:
My employer
Any current or past clients, suppliers, or partners
Any other organisation I’m affiliated with in any capacity
Nothing here should be taken as formal advice — legal, technical, financial, or otherwise. If you’re making decisions for your business, always seek professional advice tailored to your situation.
Where I mention products, services, or companies, that’s based purely on my own experience and opinions — I’m not being paid to promote anything. If that ever changes, I’ll make it clear.
In short: This is my personal space to share my personal views. No one else is responsible for what’s written here — so if you have a problem with something, take it up with me, not my employer.