The Small Business
Cyber Security Guy
Welcome to my blog and podcast, where I share brutally honest views, sharp opinions, and lived experience from four decades in the technology trenches. Whether you're here to read or tune in, expect no corporate fluff and no pulled punches.
Everything here is personal. These are my thoughts, not those of my employer, clients, or any poor soul professionally tied to me. If you’re offended, take it up with me, not them.
What you’ll get here (and on the podcast):
Straight-talking advice for small businesses that want to stay secure
Honest takes on cybersecurity trends, IT malpractice, and vendor nonsense
The occasional rant — and yes, the occasional expletive
War stories from the frontlines (names changed to protect the spectacularly guilty)
I've been doing this for over 40 years. I’ve seen genius, idiocy, and everything in between. Some of it makes headlines, and most of it should.
This blog and the podcast is where I unpack it all. Pull up a chair.
When a $48 Billion Giant Falls to Basic Password Bollocks: The Ingram Micro Disaster That Should Terrify Every UK Business
A $48 billion global technology giant just got destroyed by criminals who exploited a basic firewall misconfiguration. Ingram Micro, the backbone of every MSP and reseller on the planet, is bleeding £136 million daily because someone forgot to tick a checkbox properly.
SafePay ransomware walked through their VPN like it was an open door, bringing down the entire global IT supply chain. If you're an MSP depending on single vendors, you're about to learn the brutal cost of trusting other people's cybersecurity competence. This disaster should terrify every business owner.
Catwatchful Exposed: When Surveillance Technology Becomes a Weapon
Former NCSC expert Mauven MacLeod exposes the disturbing Catwatchful stalkerware operation that suffered a massive breach in June 2025, revealing 62,000 customer accounts and 26,000 monitored victims across seven countries. This isn't just cybersecurity failure - it's weaponised surveillance technology enabling domestic abuse and stalking.
The breach exposed plaintext passwords, comprehensive victim data dating to 2018, and the operation's Uruguay-based administrator. From a government security perspective, this represents exactly why stalkerware is classified as malicious software. Understanding the psychology behind surveillance abuse is crucial for protecting potential victims and building technology that resists weaponization.
Your EV Charger Is a 47-Meter Security Disaster: The Brokenwire Wake-Up Call
Right, pull up a chair. We need to have a bloody serious conversation about the EV charging disaster that's been hiding in plain sight.
Oxford researchers just confirmed what should terrify every electric vehicle owner: your charging cable is a 47-meter antenna broadcasting your vulnerability to anyone with £200 worth of kit from eBay.
The "Brokenwire" attack can kill charging sessions wirelessly, and it's built into the bloody standards that govern 12 million EVs worldwide. Known since 2019, still unfixed in 2025.
The industry's solution? "Don't use DC fast charging." That's like saying don't use the motorway. Brilliant.
When Janet Jackson Accidentally Became a Cyber Weapon: The Pop Song That Crashed Laptops
Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation" music video could crash laptops just by playing the audio. Not through software exploits or malware, but because the bloody song contained the exact resonant frequency that turned 5400 RPM hard drives into expensive paperweights. Even better: playing the video on one laptop could crash OTHER laptops sitting nearby through pure acoustic warfare.
Microsoft engineers had to add secret audio filters to prevent pop music from destroying computers. If a 1989 dance track can accidentally weaponise your hardware, what else can deliberate attackers do?
Pull up a chair, this is peak engineering incompetence.
Passkeys, Passwordless, and the End of Excuses: Why This Time It's Actually a Good Thing
Passwords are circling the drain, and this time it’s for real. Microsoft, Apple, and Google are killing off passwords and pushing passkeys by default across their platforms.
Microsoft is going passwordless by force, Apple is making it seamless, and Google is syncing passkeys everywhere. The UK government is onboard too, rolling out passkeys across public services.
This isn’t future talk, it’s happening now. If your IT provider is still clinging to complex password policies and SMS MFA, you’re being left behind.
Passkeys work. They’re safer, faster, and available today. So why are you still dragging your feet?
The Psychology of Password Chaos: Why Smart People Make Terrible Choices
After Monday's podcast and yesterday's NCSC deep-dive, I want to tackle the elephant in the room: if three random words are so brilliant, why do smart business owners still use "password123"? Why does 78% password reuse persist despite constant breach warnings? The answer isn't technical ignorance - it's human psychology.
We're fighting millions of years of evolution with spreadsheets and complexity requirements. Our brains aren't wired for digital security, they're wired for survival shortcuts. Understanding this psychology is the key to implementing security that actually works in the real world.
Three Random Words: The NCSC Solution That Actually Works
After last night's podcast revelation about our collective digital archaeology disaster, let's talk about the solution hiding in plain sight. The UK's National Cyber Security Centre dropped wisdom that sounds too simple to work: pick three random words for your passwords. "Coffee train fish." "Wall tin shirt." "CabbagePianoBucket."
Easy to remember, nightmare to crack, and unlike "password123," not on every hacker's greatest hits list. While we're mashing together words and numbers in barely inventive combinations, the NCSC figured out human psychology and gave us something that actually works.
Middle East Conflict Escalation Creates Immediate Cyber Threats for UK Small Businesses
Last Friday, it was someone else's war. Over the weekend, Iranian hackers considered your Microsoft 365 account enemy infrastructure.
American B-2 bombers dropped 14 bunker-busters on Iranian nuclear facilities over the weekend. The cyber retaliation has already begun, and UK small businesses as we all use US cloud services are the in the firing line primary targets.
Remember NotPetya? Ukrainian attack, global devastation. Windows is Windows regardless of location.
Your customer database could be wiped tomorrow because you use American cloud services in a conflict between Washington and Tehran.
Most UK business owners have no idea they're now combatants in a cyber war they never signed up for.
➤ Why Iranian hackers are targeting YOUR business specifically
➤ The 7 things you must do TODAY (before they find you)
➤ How to tell if your MSP is protecting you or just taking your money
➤ Why "it won't happen to me" thinking will destroy your business
This isn't theory. The attacks started over the weekend. Your business is already on their target list.
From the creators of The Small Business Cyber Security Guy Podcast - emergency episode available now
Tonight at Midnight: The Password Archaeology Begins
Picture this: It's midnight, crisis hits, you need email access urgently. Staring at the login screen, mind completely blank. Was it your dog's name plus random numbers? Your old football team with an exclamation mark? Welcome to digital archaeology - the art of excavating your own memory for password variations you can't quite remember. Tonight's podcast reveals why we've become amateur archaeologists in our own digital lives, managing 250+ passwords while 78% of us reuse them. The midnight password panic is about to get much worse before it gets better.
Week Ahead: The Digital Archaeology Intervention UK SMBs Desperately Need
This week we're staging an intervention for UK SMBs trapped in digital archaeology hell. Picture this: It's midnight, crisis hits, you need email access, and your mind goes completely blank. Was it your dog's name plus random numbers?
Your old football team with an exclamation mark? Welcome to digital archaeology - excavating your own memory for password variations across 250+ accounts.
Monday's podcast kicks off our deep-dive into why 78% of us reuse passwords, why only 15% use managers, and how the NCSC's three random words can save your sanity.
Patch Tuesday Is Microsoft's Security Theatre
Microsoft's Patch Tuesday is security theatre masquerading as systematic protection. Every second Tuesday, they dump 30-80 vulnerabilities on businesses and expect immediate deployment while providing minimal testing guidance.
It's a monthly game of Russian roulette disguised as responsible disclosure. SMBs get caught between "patch immediately or die" hysteria and "test everything or break the business" paralysis.
Meanwhile, Microsoft profits from both the problems and the solutions. Here's why the entire Patch Tuesday system is broken for small businesses, and what we actually need instead of monthly security panic cycles.
The Sheffield SME That Learned to Love Patch Tuesday
Meet the Sheffield manufacturing firm that turned patch management from monthly panic into competitive advantage. Thirty-five employees, fifteen-year-old custom software, and an MD who thought "cybersecurity" was just expensive insurance. Then a supplier breach nearly destroyed their government contracts.
Fast-forward eighteen months: they're winning contracts specifically because of their security posture, staff morale is up, and they haven't had a single security incident.
Their secret? They stopped treating patches as IT's problem and started treating them as business enablers. Here's exactly how they did it, and why their approach works for any UK SMB.
Patch Management That Won't Break Your Business
Stop treating patch management like Russian roulette. You don't need enterprise-grade test labs to deploy patches safely.
You need a structured approach that balances speed with stability. I've managed patches across everything from 50-seat SMBs to global enterprises with 100,000+ endpoints. The principles are identical: test smart, deploy fast, have a rollback plan.
Most SMBs get this backwards - they test forever and deploy never, leaving themselves exposed to known vulnerabilities while perfecting procedures for threats that already have public exploits. Here's how to patch like a professional without breaking the business that pays your salary.
Patch Tuesday: Critical Fixes SMBs Are Ignoring
Microsoft just dropped 51 vulnerabilities in June's Patch Tuesday, including 18 rated critical. And I guarantee you, most UK SMBs will ignore the lot. CVE-2025-34567 allows remote code execution through a simple email attachment. CVE-2025-34701 lets attackers escalate privileges with ba
sic user credentials. These aren't theoretical risks but active attack vectors that criminals already exploit. Yet I'll bet half the businesses reading this still haven't patched last month's critical fixes.
This isn't about being behind the curve anymore. This is about being a sitting duck with a neon "hack me" sign flashing above your office.
Patch Tuesday Survival Guide: Why UK SMBs Get It Wrong
It's 6 PM on the second Tuesday of the month. While normal people are heading home, UK IT teams are just starting their monthly nightmare.
Microsoft has dumped 150 security fixes with zero consideration for how real businesses operate. No test environments, no staging procedures, no time to breathe.
Just impossible choices: patch immediately and risk breaking everything, or wait and become sitting ducks for "Exploit Wednesday" when criminals reverse-engineer the fixes.
After decades of watching this monthly chaos destroy businesses, I'm done pretending it's sustainable. Here's how to survive Microsoft's security roulette without losing your sanity or your business.
Week Ahead Preview: Microsoft's Monthly Security Roulette
This week we explored compliance theatre vs real security. Next week, we're diving into the monthly war zone that every IT team knows: Microsoft's Patch Tuesday roulette where one wrong decision can sink your business.
Monday's podcast takes you inside the 6 PM chaos when UK teams scramble with late-breaking updates, and Tuesday's deep-dive exposes why traditional patch management advice is built for enterprises that don't exist.
Plus, practical survival strategies for when you're fighting attackers who reverse-engineer fixes faster than you can deploy them.
Compliance Alone Is Digital Security Theatre
After decades of watching government departments wave certificates while getting breached,
I'm done pretending compliance equals security. Yes, you need SOC 2 for some contracts. Yes, ISO27001 impresses procurement teams. But if you think those certificates will stop ransomware, you're living in a dangerous fantasy.
I've seen FTSE 100 companies with pristine audit reports get absolutely destroyed by basic phishing attacks.
It's time for some brutal honesty about what compliance actually protects (your contracts) versus what it doesn't (your business). Pull up a chair, this is going to sting.
The Midlands SME That Trusted ISO & Lost £50k Anyway
CASE STUDY: Midlands manufacturing SMB spent 18 months and £45,000 getting ISO27001 certified.
Six months later: ransomware attack, £50k losses, customer data exposed.
They had perfect documentation for email security but forgot to actually secure their email. This is compliance theatre in its purest form - expensive certificates that impress auditors but don't stop criminals.
Today's case study exposes the brutal reality of governance vs protection and what UK SMBs should learn from this expensive lesson.
When Horse Racing's Regulator Can't Secure Their Own Stable
The British Horseracing Authority just got absolutely hammered by ransomware, and frankly, I'm not surprised. Here's an organization that regulates a £1 billion industry, handles medical records for hundreds of jockeys, and oversees one of Britain's most prestigious sporting events. And they fell for the oldest trick in the book: some criminal rang their IT helpdesk, pretended to be an employee, and walked away with the keys to the kingdom. If the people who regulate horse racing can't secure their own stable, what hope do the rest of us have? Pull up a chair.
Implementing Cyber Essentials: Your 5-Step Action Plan
Tired of consultants charging £10,000 for Cyber Essentials implementation that you can do yourself in six weeks?
This step-by-step guide cuts through the consultant bollocks and shows you exactly how to implement CE yourself. Real timelines (6 weeks max), real costs (under £4,000), real templates you can actually use.
No consultant dependency, no ongoing fees, no compliance theatre. Just practical security that actually protects your UK SMB while meeting NCSC requirements.
Stop funding consultant BMWs, start securing your business properly.
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